shut up Sokka
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
#they’re so much more similar than they realise
it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug
and three to take down Boromir
who’s the real bitch here
the fuck kind of post is this
babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
team aqua is still better than team magma